1. The dustpan and brush now live under the highchair…

2. You routinely finish off mouthfuls like this…(I don’t even know what that is but I think it has banana and ham and goats cheese in it…shudder…)

3. Your sleeves (and all your clothes in fact) look like this….

4. Your kitchen table (and all your surfaces in fact) look like this…

5. Wicker baskets that used to house tablecloths or candles or napkin rings and other such frippery, now house plastic pots. Masses of them.